As the Truth sees it…

What is “New Moon”? That was my only response when I was asked if I had seen the nation’s top grossing movie this weekend. I Literally had no clue what it was until someone told me it was the sequel to :”Twilight”. Even then it took me a minute to remember that Twilight was the garbage flick that came out last year about a group of tween vampires looking for love.
After that, I almost got offended I was even asked if I had seen “New Moon.” I wanted to ask them what in my long list of flaws would make them think I would spend $10 to see a movie like that. In fact, there should be against the law for anyone above the age of 28 to see a film in that genre, unless they have a kid under 15. If you do see it and you do not fit the requirements, you should have to sell your car and ride around on a huffy bike with pink tassels and baseball bards in the spokes. Because you should get the same feeling of humiliation riding that bike and watching “New Moon”, “Twilight” or any other puberty light vampire love story.
Michael Kinney

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